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West Hollywood, California, United States
Born and raised in New Jersey by my Irish Catholic mother and Jewish father. Oy vey! I have a twin brother and a younger brother. Just moved to Los Angeles after living in Boston for the past 10 years.

05 August, 2011

Backman X 2 =

Jonathan, my younger bro gets here on Sunday night from New Jersey. Unfortunately, he gets in after my stand-up performance. We are going skydiving in San Diego and will probably do other tourist things. Get our anus' bleached, pick up a hooker and have a nice lunch consisting of water cress, lemon wedges and water. 

And then next Friday I'm off to Boston and Ptown! Look out New Enlanders, the bitch is coming back for a visit. 

02 August, 2011

First time for everything but... OUCH!!

I like new adventures, I'm not prude and I'm definitely not shy. I tried something today that I've never done before. I have a few friends that have done it and it certainly has been recommended to me in the past. So I took today by the balls and dove right in!

I got my back waxed!

In preparation for my vacation to Boston and Ptown next Friday, a little manscaping was in order. I can take care of everything else except for my back.

Also, I am trying to dodge the nicknames my friend Jeff likes to make up for me including Hairy Backman.

Smooth as a baby's ass now!