After my back waxing, I developed some red irritation and thought the best thing to do would be to get a spray tan. You know, to help blend it all together.
I got to my appointment and met a very pretty Lauren. She was going to do me! I stripped down to my undies and there she went..... Spraying her stuff all over me.
I didn't realize this was going to be an education lesson either. She asked me if I knew what a "pig on a spit" was. She proceeded to describe and act out with me.
looking forward to lesson #2!
I was given the advice that a good, safe way to let out frustrations is to write down your thoughts. However, I strongly suggest doing this at home, not at work. I accidentally saved my "thoughts" to a public server named, "To What My Life Has Come". After getting laid off/ fired from a job that I hated in Boston, I packed up my life for new and exciting adventures. I was bound for Los Angeles.
About Me
- Scott Backman
- West Hollywood, California, United States
- Born and raised in New Jersey by my Irish Catholic mother and Jewish father. Oy vey! I have a twin brother and a younger brother. Just moved to Los Angeles after living in Boston for the past 10 years.
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